Album officialy released in February 2002 and then
re-released every week since then... Check out such memorable hits
as : "Loving Online" , "But Wait There is More", "Natural Guy"
.. but that's not all, the hits just keep on coming ... and if you
act within the next thirty minutes you will be that much closer to
owning this music jewel (I like that - "music jewel")...
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All songs on the album with
brief descriptions are listed below. Lyrics to all songs are
provided by clicking on "Lyrics" link ( duhh .. )
1. Loving Online : (Lyrics)
This song talks about two people meeting on the
Internet. They are insecure initially about themselves and over
expectant of the other person .. but love has its strange ways ...
After getting to really know each other they connect ... and live
happily ever after ....
2. Exact Directions : (Lyrics)
This is an account of what I go through to visit
my girl that lives in another part of town. Driving anywhere in Los
Angeles can be very tedious due to overwhelming traffic ... by the
way ... these directions are real and based on actual events ...
Watch out for this song. It's very catchy.
3. Natural Guy : (Lyrics)
While I was taking a shower one day I imagined
what it would be like to stop showering, shaving and taking care of
hygienic needs. I would become a Natural Guy.... Now all I need is a
natural girl... When I played this song to a friend of mine, he
immediately said " Hey, is this song about Bob?" .. I guess people
can relate ...
4. But Wait There is More
Infomercial spoof. It's hard to listen to this
song without a smile appearing on your face. I will try to sell you
the perfect product, it's amazing, doesn't stick, scratch or burn ...
The Band of Five Me's : (Lyrics)
I am forming my own boy band in this song. With
the advent of computers, music software and video special effects, I
am presenting myself as all five members, singing all the parts and
trying to fool the public into believing that this is a real boy
6. Come Another Time : (Lyrics)
You work on your project, your act, your song for
a long time putting forward all of your efforts. You search for your
five minutes of fame. When encountering the decision maker they tell
you how you are great and how you are wonderful, but you need to
work on it a bit more and please "Come Another Time"...
7. Suburban Musician : (Lyrics)
A song about musicians that have regular lives in
the suburbs and cannot relate to all the suffering and drama in many
of today's songs as well as in the rock classics..... Each verse
contains a title of a well known song. Suburban Musician analyzes
each of these songs ...
8. Kelly 90210 : (Lyrics)
This song is a dedication to Kelly from the TV
show "Beverly Hills 90210". The song was created when the TV show
came out in the early nineties. It is one of my personal favorites
and I wanted to include it in this album ...
9. Nine : (Lyrics)
My head is crammed with instances of number nine
in society since everything you buy these days and anything that is
advertised has nines in the price. I thought I might as well write a
dedication song about nines. 99% of the (Lyrics) of this song are the
10. Piece of Chocolate
An ode to all people that like to eat and all
waiters out there trying to serve picky customers ... sort of a
"sing along" song
11. Techno Santa Claus
Atmosphere at the dance club is boring until
Techno Santa Claus and Rudolph suddenly appear roaring down the fire
escape. Techno Santa Claus cheers everyone on, drinks, dances and in
the end after a big surprise everyone receives presents ... how cool
is that ...