While I was taking a shower one day I imagined what it would be
like to stop showering, shaving and taking care of hygienic needs. I
would become a Natural Guy.... Now all I need is a natural girl...
When I played this song to a friend of mine, he immediately said "
Hey, is this song about Bob?" .. I guess people can relate ...
Lyrics :
I don't shower in the morning
I don't shower at night
Don't brush my teeth at all
Never shave but that's all right
I don't do my laundry
I never change what I wear
I'm on a mission to get me a girl
I smell a bit, hope she don't care ...
I'm a natural
I'm a natural
I'm a natural guy
I'm a natural
I'm a natural
I'm a natural guy
Looking for a natural girl ...
I'm sort of ticklish and cuddly too
My back is draped in thick black hair
I sweat a lot, 'cause I'm so hot
All my friends they call me "bear"
I'm gonna visit the organic places
And check out the untreated faces
I know there's a girl's waiting for me
It's only natural .. you wait and see ... Oh YeYe
Is it general ... or behavioral
Am I a liberal ... or is it cultural.... I'm just natural ..
I'm a natural guy in the natural world
Holding hands with my ... Natural Girl