I am sitting in my small room looking outside and I can’t see a thing. It’s dark. Night is here. If my eyes were equipped with flashlights then every time I open them I would shine a light into this darkness. And when I blink it would disappear. I wonder if then my eyelids would glow, since there is, or there would be a flashlight (a bright light source) under there. I bet I would scare people when my eyelids were closed and also when they were open because then I would shine a flashlight into their eyes every time I looked at them. I personally dislike when someone points a flashlight into my eyes  … These are the kinds of things that I think about often … more often on dark nights

and as the day before … the only difference is that they find a new tragedy to report on, whether it be natural or man made … ok, so where am I going with this … maybe trying to prove that two heaeded puppy is actually much more interested in worldwide happenings as some might suspect … or at least to try to make people think so

… after consulting with management, this role had to be turned down. It did not fit with the overall career plans of Two Headed Puppy. Two Headed Puppy would like to tell his fans to look for him in upcoming new features and wishes the Frère Jacques project much good luck …

Exclusive excerpt from the Frère Jacques script reveals :

Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, ding, dong. Ding, ding, dong.

yeay all the people in my head showed up 4 my concert .. suhweet

I have an old watch that still works, unlike my new expensive watch. I have pennies lying around. I have some empty bottled water plastic bottles. I have bunches of receipts. I have tons of USB cables. Now, I am sure that USB will become obsolete tomorrow. I have several ps/2 mice -> useless. I have three old cell phones. I have tons of cables too. Most of them obsolete. I have a roll of masking tape almost empty. I just refilled my stapler which is not empty now, but I still have it. I have an ancient thee hole puncher …. and I’m not getting rid of any of those … nope … naha … ’cause they’re things I have

recent news headline: “Two headed puppy is popular .. with people in his head!” … hey it’s publicity, right?

The less people buy their clothes as Costco the more unique my wardrobe becomes … another brilliant quote and true fact by two headed puppy

It is given to software that constantly crashes … Excellent term. I shall use it often.

Every time I click on Refresh in my browser I feel this cool wave splashing all over me. It’s a great feeling. I sometimes refresh my pages ten or twenty times to experience this exhilarating rush. I wish it came in different flavors.

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