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Song : But Wait There's More

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Infomercial spoof. It's hard to listen to this song without a smile appearing on your face. I will try to sell you the perfect product, it's amazing, doesn't stick, scratch or burn, this offer is not sold in stores .....

Lyrics :

After years of research it’s finally here
what you’ve been waiting for
sit back and relax while we tell you about this wonderful new product
comes out perfect every time
guaranteed for life
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anyone can afford it now
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risk free ...
look at the difference
look at all the things this product can do
it’s like having 16 appliances in one
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worry free
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this offer won’t last forever
act now
take the challenge
easy clean-up and storage
state of the art
stainless steel, won’t chip, stain or rust
no preservatives or additives
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there is no obligation to buy ..ever
have your credit card number ready

but wait, there’s more
we’ll be right back with more exciting news
but wait there’s more
don’t go away
but wait there’s more
stay tuned
but wait there is more
right after this

Included in this special program
you can buy a set of 20 original US quarters for just 29.95
in easy installments
call now
first ten callers receive a new set of knives
these knives go through cheese effortlessly
these knives will even cut straight through tomatoes
pick up your phone and call now
call toll free
have paper and pencil ready
this offer is not sold in stores
doesn’t stick, scratch or burn
dissolves in plain water
and if you're not happy
return it for a full refund
the gift is yours just for trying
there is no obligation to buy ..ever
have your credit card number ready

and just for joining
you can cancel your membership anytime
every week you’ll receive a new set
quantities are limited
restrictions apply
batteries not included

....listening to this song over and over again may cause diarrhea, nausea, anxiety, fatigue, general lack of common sense and idiocy ....

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